Good Pitch-Line


Good pitch-line.

McGoon put the Little Jumping Jesus

back in Christmas.We canít have enough parody.

George S. Kaufman said satire is what closes Saturday.

I called a book Full Plate once.

I asked IBM to publish it.

Run it into the ground

and break its nose off.

I called another book Lost Writings.

They were not lost.They were

buried in my stack.IBM told me

to put them where the sun donít shine.

Three foot up a bullís ass.





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