McGoon put the Little Jumping Jesus
back in Christmas.† We canít have enough parody.
George S. Kaufman said satire is what closes Saturday.
I called a book Full Plate once.
I asked IBM to publish it.
Run it into the ground
and break its nose off.
I called another book Lost Writings.
They were not lost.† They were
buried in my stack.† IBM told me
to put them where the sun donít shine.
Three foot up a bullís ass.