Do you call yourself X. Zombie?

I shorten it to Zombie.  At work,

the CSRs talked about, “What makes a zombie?”

Do they have sex?  Are they asexual, like mermaids?

Poke them in the perineum, or taint.  ’Taint a pussy and it ain’t an asshole.

To me, Beach Blanket Bingo was a taint.






But Wild Guitar wasn’t.






Ray Dennis Steckler Film Festival.

Mixed Up Zombies of Las Vegas.

Nude casting auditions.

Put you in the movies.



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