Do you call yourself X. Zombie?
I shorten it to Zombie. At work,
the CSRs talked about, “What makes a zombie?”
Do they have sex? Are they asexual, like mermaids?
Poke them in the perineum, or taint. ’Taint a pussy and it ain’t an asshole.
To me, Beach Blanket Bingo was a taint.
But Wild Guitar wasn’t.
Ray Dennis Steckler Film Festival.
Mixed Up Zombies of Las Vegas.
Nude casting auditions.
Put you in the movies.